by bella on 02 Aug 2007 20:49
STEWART: Stewart Copeland here - I have a flag Sting doesn't - what can I do for you ... !
CALLER: Stewart! How are you?
STEWART: Who is this?
SIMON: It’s Simon Cowell. You know, from American Idol.
STEWART: Oh, I have a flag. Did you hear?
SIMON: Um… yeahhhh…
STEWART: Yeah, My fans wave it at me at each show. Aren’t they the best?
SIMON: Well..yeah, that’s real nice, Stewart. I wanted to ask---
STEWART: Yeah, it’s the coolest. I think Sting is pissssssed that his fans didn’t think of it first. But then, what would they do for him? He has no LOGO! What would they put on the flag? Sting in a tantric knot?
SIMON: Ummm. I don’t know… But Stewart, I called because I wanted----
STEWART: Or better yet. A big bumble bee??? Ha! THAT’s real manly. A cute wittle bumble bee for Stingy Wingy.
SIMON: STEWART! Can I speak??
STEWART: Oh. Yeah! What are you waiting for? Sheesh!
SIMON: Right then. I wanted to know if you would like to be a guest judge on the next American Idol.
STEWART: But Simon….umm. I’m not a singer. I’m a drummer!
SIMON: Yeah, yeah, we know all that. Your voice is quite horrendous. Possibly the wors----
STEWART: HEY there buddy. That’s enough. I AM in the biggest band in the universe!! Don’t you forget that!!!
SIMON: Right, Right. Anyway. We saw you on “Just The Two of Us” and thought you were great. We just loved you as a judge on that show.
STEWART: Oh yeah? You liked me on that show? Yeah, I was pretty good, wasn’t I?
SIMON: Your comments were so biting…and anyway, I get really tired of taking all the heat from the crowd.
STEWART: Yeah, I thought I did pretty well and it was really fun tearing those people apart. I sure do love ridiculing others…..sigh…. [Stew’s thoughts trail off to who-knows-where]
SIMON: Stewart….Stewart…are you still there? STEWART!!!
STEWART: OH! Oh. Sorry Simon. Just reliving the moments….yeah. So. Yeah. Um. About this American idol thing.
SIMON: Yes?
STEWART: Will there be a flag?
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bella on 02 Aug 2007 20:55, edited 1 time in total.
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