The following conversation was overheard backstage

[Kalypso]

Touché!
I also see that the Rythmatist costume (which I call, inappropriately, Zorro) is directly taken from the Pampas' cattle herders'uniform
I live half in California and half in Copelandia, and often the 2 overlap in my mind...

[Lynne]

[quote="Kalypso"]Touché!
I also see that the Rythmatist costume (which I call, inappropriately, Zorro) is directly taken from the Pampas' cattle herders'uniform
I live half in California and half in Copelandia, and often the 2 overlap in my mind... [/quote]

With apologies for the slight threadjack ... I think the Anthology cover is just beautiful. The contrast of the blue, green, brown and black, the Rhythmatist, it's just lovely. That's why I changed my avatar.

[Jennythenipper]

[quote="Lynne"]
With apologies for the slight threadjack ... I think the Anthology cover is just beautiful. The contrast of the blue, green, brown and black, the Rhythmatist, it's just lovely. That's why I changed my avatar.[/quote]

Please if we all apologized for threadjacking this forum would be 99% apologies. Also jacked thread is still a live thread. My hope is that Jeff the Weasel will see it toward the top of the page and say "Oh fer fuck's sake, they have hijacked the "Conversation" thread. I better write something awesomely funny and accurate about the soundcheck to shut them the fuck up." That's what I hope anyway. Along with secretly believing that Stewart is reading this and laughing at it. Delusions of grandeur , I know. It's not like I'm Deitmar or anything with 400 pounds of buttons stapled to my chest....

[bella]

[quote="Jennythenipper"][quote="Lynne"]
.... It's not like I'm Deitmar or anything with 400 pounds of buttons stapled to my chest....[/quote]

Oh my, that was funny.

[Kalypso]

Hey, Da Weasel is not pulling his weight, so the hijacking was justified, and it was Copeland fiction anyway!!!

[phaty]

Just wait til I hijack this monster ... !

[Jennythenipper]

So umm waiting....Phaty, weasel....anyone.

BUELLER?

[phaty]

A day in the office ...

Stewart: Stewart Copeland here - I have a flag Sting doesn't - what can I do for you ... !
Caller: Hello mighty leader, this is your webspy The Weasal
SC: Oh fuck you
Weasel: Yeah whatever
SC: So how is Copelandia?
Weasel: Not sure the Lue Ann scandal didn't work too well, the girls didn't buy it for a minute and Reuters didn't even look!
SC: Why is that?
Weasel: I think they are scared by the people there
SC: Yeah I can understand that they scare me too! Those fucking flag people!
Weasel: How is that?
SC: Well every night I have to search for this fucking green thing just so they don't beat the living fucking shit out of me online ...
Weasel: Is that a problem?
SC: No but I am color blind for fuck sake and back in Cleveland I did spot a piece of cloth, pointed on it only to find out it was a pink thong and we all know how that did end! ... hold a second there is a call coming in ...

Stewart: Stewart Copeland here - I have a flag Sting doesn't - what can I do for you ... !
Caller: Ciao Stewart Giovanni here
SC: ANDY HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR PIZZA TONIGHT?
Giovanni: No Stewart, this is Giovanni your web guy not the pizza guy ... Stewart ...
SC: Hold on a second ...
SC: ANDY TURN YOUR GUITAR DOWN ... YOU ARE TOO SLOW ANYWAY!
Andy: Did you say anything nice today Stu? To Sting? To anyone?
SC: Fuck off ... I mean kiss me you fool ... !
SC: Hey Stallion do I get it for free when you need more then 30 minutes
Giovann: No Stewart it is me your italian friend Giovanni ... I wanted to tell you about ...
SC: Okay I pay you then anyway - Cheese Pizza for me but don't you dare to put some fucking soy cheese up there I am still throwing up when I think about the shit they gave us in Stingos fucking palace for fuck sake ... !
Giovann: <click>
SC: ANDY NO ITALIAN TODAY - HOW ABOUT THAI? THEY HAVE SPECIAL PRICES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS ANYWAY ....
Andy: Stu you are so bloody rude again ...
SC: OH FUCK ... Weasel are you still there?
Weasel: Yeah
SC: Do you know a good Pizza place?
Weasel: WOT?
SC: Hold on another call

Stewart: Stewart Copeland here - I have a flag Sting doesn't - what can I do for you ... !
Caller: Miles Copeland here - I have a fucking stupid brother and Sting doesn't - I will do nothing for you!
SC: Oh hello Miles, how the fuck is it going!
MC: The guys from the CIA called me the today!
SC: And?
MC: Seems like they found some cousin of ours in Germany
SC: Oh for fuck sake!
MC: Yeah that is what I said too!!
SC: Did they find out something about him?
MC: Yeah he seems to run around in skirts a lot, but he must be closer to your genes
SC: Why?
MC: Tubesocks!
SC: Oh verklempte Scheisse! ... Can you hold on there is another call coming
MC: FUCK OFF <click>
Stewart: Stewart Copeland here - I have a flag Sting doesn't - what can I do for you ... !
Giovanni: STEWART RAGAZZO
SC: No we will have Thai tonight! You had your chance ... <click>

Stewart: Stewart Copeland here - I have a flag ... !
Weasel: STU IT IS JUST ME!
SC: Oh sorry ... I mean fuck you!
Weasel: Why do you actually talk with a German accent
SC: I think I did listen to Phaty's audio book too much!
Weasel: What is it called?
SC: "Fuck you Weasel"
Weasel: C'mon Stewart stop insulting me already I want to know what the book is called
SC: Well I told you "Fuck you Weasel"
Weasel: Yeah fuck yourself Stewart I go and get a Southpark flag now ___________________ <click>

Riiiiiiiiiing

Stewart: Stewart Copeland here - I have a flag Sting doesn't - what can I do for you ... !
Caller: Trudie made a flag for me too you bastard ... !
SC: yeah but she will wave it like an asshat Yogi Bear ...
Andy: STEWART SAY SOMETHING NICE
SC: .... errrr ... Sting ... ?
Stingo: Yes?
SC: <click>

SC: Tomorrow I'll write FUCK OFF on his lute ...

[TheEqualizer]

Phaty,
On your keyboard, do you have a "FUCK" key so you don't have to type out all the individual letters?

[phaty]

[quote="TheEqualizer"]Phaty,
On your keyboard, do you have a "FUCK" key so you don't have to type out all the individual letters?[/quote]

You better fucking believe it!

[Lynne]

Oh my goodness, I have to STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER if I'm to get any work done today.

That is hah-freakin'-larious. The tears are streaming down my cheeks.

[TheEqualizer]

Also, excellent continuation. This post is pumping with new blood even in the `````` era

[bella]

Oh my God. Fill it up, for sure, phaty!!

I think I spit when I read the "verklempt scheisse" bit!! And I love Stew's phone greeting. I wonder if I can try that here at work.

Thanks for a wonderful episode of the "Days of Our Copelandia".

[sandy]

oh man! that latest installment was freakin hilarious!! Phaty, you made my afternoon! thanks!

[jeffdaweasel]

(backstage, after the Fenway show)

STEWART: Whoo! Great shows, guys.

STING: Yeah, that wasn't really too bad at all.

ANDY: Sure, yeah, cool. Hey Stew, what was it you yelled into the mic?

STEWART: When?

ANDY: When you saw that stupid flag that's been stalking you.

STING: Yeah, what was that? I heard it too.

STEWART: Oh! I said, "Sockii".

ANDY: Sake?

STEWART: No, Sockii.

STING: Socky?

STEWART: No, you petulant pansy! Sockii! With two i's! She was the gal with the flag!

ANDY: How do you possibly know this?

STEWART: I told you, they're people from my forum!

ANDY: Your what?

STEWART: Forum.

ANDY: Come agin?

STEWART: Forum! Forum! My online group of fans that seem to enjoy me.

ANDY: Forum... forum... nope, never heard of it.

STING (scoffing): I have a forum.

STEWART: When's the last time you posted on it?

STING: Posted? What's that mean?

STEWART: Never mind.

ANDY: Hey, you guys, get together. I want to take a photo of you.

STING: Um... can you towel off a bit, Stew? You're pretty sweaty.

STEWART: Well, you've been wearing that shirt for three straight months, Stingo. You're not exactly like a spring daisy yourself.

STING: I have not! I purchased 300 identical versions of this same white sleeveless v-neck T! I never wear the same one twice!

STEWART: Oh. Then why do you still smell so bad?

STING: Right, that's it! I'll rip your arms out!

ANDY: Guys...