OK, so maybe it's on RollingStone.com -- which isn't quite "in Rolling Stone" -- but it tickles me nonetheless, and I felt the need to share:
http://tinyurl.com/5gbex8
ETA: Anyone got a WireImage account that they'd care to utilize? If so, would you email me? There are a couple of flaggish photos over at WireImage that would be really nice to acquire.