GREAT story! Very, very funny!
You could turn their questions into teaching, they can only ask you in french!
But I expect they think you are so cool!
When I was at school one of the english teachers loved the police and I used to order him t and sweat shirts (coz I was in the fan club!) He was the best looking teacher in the scoool and we used to sit and chat about the band for ages (much to the annoyance of the girls with a crush on him!)
However I asked him if he could take me to a concert (I didn't have anyone to go with), but he decided it wouldn't be appropriate..... shame!
Keep us updated LL
Kimmy