The following conversation was overheard backstage

Postby Rusty James on 06 May 2008 22:29

[quote="TheEqualizer"]We're not going to let this legendary thread die out, are we???[/quote]

No way! :D
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Postby TheEqualizer on 06 May 2008 22:38

[quote="TheEqualizer"]Ok, a short one from me to get things started:

ANDY: So you guys like the hat?
SC: Enough with the hat, Andy. That was days ago.
ANDY: They love me, you know.
STING: Andy, we are about to meet with the mayor of NY. Put away the damn hat!!!
SC: So, Sting, you'll talk about the trees and what not; do you want me or Andy to be the ones to talk about the final show at Madison Square Garden on August 8, 2008?
STING: No, no, no. Lets not tell anyone yet.
SC: Why not? We're having a press conference.
ANDY: Should I tell the media the story of The Hat?
STING (ignoring Andy): It'll be MYSTERIOUS. The fans on Stingus will LOVE it.
SC: I don't know. I suspect the peeps at TP.com may not like this.
STING: Where?
SC: You know; our website.
STING: Huh?
ANDY: Uh, Stu, you have a little stain on your pants.
SC: MUTHER FUCKER!!! And here comes the mayor now. Just great![/quote]

*Just edited it a bit to clarify what was going on*
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Postby TheEqualizer on 06 May 2008 22:39

Fuck. Having computer problems. Sorry folks.
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Postby animal on 06 May 2008 23:06

Ok this is my first attempt so be gentle..

Back at Police HQ after the press conference.

Phone rings.....

Stewart: Hi this is Stewart I have a flag...

Andy wrestling the phone from Stewart..

Hi this is Andy I have a hat.

Both turn to Sting and say....

What do you have Sting??

Sting shrugs his shoulders.
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Postby TheEqualizer on 06 May 2008 23:07

[quote="animal"]Ok this is my first attempt so be gentle..

Back at Police HQ after the press conference.

Phone rings.....

Stewart: Hi this is Stewart I have a flag...

Andy wrestling the phone from Stewart..

Hi this is Andy I have a hat.

Both turn to Sting and say....

What do you have Sting??

Sting shrugs his shoulders.[/quote]

"I've got a rock." :cry:
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Postby Lynne on 06 May 2008 23:07

Yay animal! Well done! And thanks to Eq for resurrecting this gem.
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Postby Rusty James on 06 May 2008 23:14

Andy: You know, the ladies swoon over that funky hat of mine.
SC: Yeah well I’ve got ladies that swoon over my hi-hat.
Sting: Again with the fucking hi-hat.
SC: Get your own fucking hi-hat!
Sting: Stew, you might want to get those pants cleaned up.
SC: Does your chef do laundry too?
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Postby bella on 06 May 2008 23:15

LMAO, EQ! Excellent!

Is it just me? I don't get the rock thing.
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Postby animal on 06 May 2008 23:19

[quote="bella"]LMAO, EQ! Excellent!

Is it just me? I don't get the rock thing.[/quote]

I'm lost on that one too. I must have missed the memo on that one after todays chatter
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Postby TOWOS on 06 May 2008 23:21

Sting: LOOK ANDY, MY HAT IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!!

Andy: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Stewart, in Andy's ear: (Next thing you know he'll go onstage wrapped in the Flag of the Blue Turtles and with a Crown on his head)

Andy: Fookin' showoff.

Stewart: Attention Whore.

Andy (looking at Stewart): Cough Cough.... :twisted:
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Postby Schmaffy on 06 May 2008 23:26

Just please - nobody get the idea of throwing prettily-painted, custom-made "Sting's Rocks" up on stage during the final leg...people will get the wrong idea!!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby smudge on 06 May 2008 23:32

[quote="animal"]Ok this is my first attempt so be gentle..

Back at Police HQ after the press conference.

Phone rings.....

Stewart: Hi this is Stewart I have a flag...

Andy wrestling the phone from Stewart..

Hi this is Andy I have a hat.

Both turn to Sting and say....

What do you have Sting??

Sting shrugs his shoulders.[/quote]

Well I'm laughing 'til next tuesday. Is that 'gentle' enough for ya? :-)
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Postby perryl on 06 May 2008 23:35

[quote="animal"][quote="bella"]LMAO, EQ! Excellent!

Is it just me? I don't get the rock thing.[/quote]

I'm lost on that one too. I must have missed the memo on that one after todays chatter[/quote]

Like Charlie Brown at Halloween :lol: :lol: :lol:

LMAO EQ...i'll have to go back to the beginning of this baby!!!
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Postby TheEqualizer on 07 May 2008 00:18

[quote="bella"]LMAO, EQ! Excellent!

Is it just me? I don't get the rock thing.[/quote]

Charlie Brown Halloween Special (Its the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!). The kids compare what they got when they went trick-or-treating. One says they got a popcorn ball. The other says they got some gum. Charlie Brown says he got a rock.

The reference is that STEWART has a flag, Andy has a hat, and Sting don't got nothing.
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Postby Madgrad on 07 May 2008 00:58

[quote="TheEqualizer"][quote="bella"]LMAO, EQ! Excellent!

Is it just me? I don't get the rock thing.[/quote]

Charlie Brown Halloween Special (Its the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!). The kids compare what they got when they went trick-or-treating. One says they got a popcorn ball. The other says they got some gum. Charlie Brown says he got a rock.

The reference is that STEWART has a flag, Andy has a hat, and Sting don't got nothing.[/quote]

My ALL time favorite fucking Charlie Brown special! We say "I got a rock" at our house all the time, which is why it seemed natural for Stingo to get a rock, since he got no flag, got no hat. I even verb it. When things go wrong I'll say, "Damn, I got rocked on that one."

SOOOOO glad to see this thread back! Continue. 8)
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