The following conversation was overheard backstage

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Postby Nessy1337 on 09 Oct 2007 02:37

"ST: I am still sexy! "
haha thats great.


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Postby policerule on 09 Oct 2007 02:48

ST: I don't know ... wait ... TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUDIE!
TS: Oh no not again Sting I am still sore ...
ST: No worries I am done for ... err ... this morning! Do we still have that little house in the South?
TS: Of France?
ST: Of Ireland!
TS: Wait let me get the list ... Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Isle of Man State ...
ST: Oh the tax rates ...
TS: I hate that fucking Island




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


i'm getting in trouble with the husband again for sitting up laughing while he's in bed....


that was too fucking funny!
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Postby English-lion on 09 Oct 2007 16:06

8) Nessy I do have to say I love your art work of Andy on your site!!!!!!!! 8)

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Postby phaty on 10 Oct 2007 17:59

A: Shhhh Stu ... shhhh ... hey ... Stu ... you sleepin? Stu wake up ... STU ...
SC: No Dietmar I told you you can't have my glasses yet you damn stalker!
A: Stu wake up it is me your best friend...
SC: Dietmar?
A: No for Fuck Sake!
SC: PHATY???
A: It is Andy Stu ... shhhh ... don't be so damn loud Yankee
SC: What do you want midget
A: Hell we need to act, Trudie flew to Milano for some shopping so The Rottweiler is gone and the Poodle is sick in bed!
SC: Andy I told you before you can't sing on this tour
A: I have fans too ...
SC: Sure but these 100 lbs. guitar nerds can't fight Stings women - there are millions of them out there.
A: They all love "Be My Girl"
SC: No they love Sally you pervert
A: At least I got a grammy
SC: Yeah right for a camel ...
Voice from the hall: Eeeeeeeevenin guys ...
SC&A: TRUDIE! ... holly fuck
TS: How is my lil Stingo-bear
SC: Dunno we didn't see him tonight
TS: Stingooo-bear ...
A: Are you drunk
TS: You better fucking believe it ...
SC: But what about your healthy lifestyle and all that
TS: Screw it I want a beer ... is my beloved Yoga-Bear somewhere?
A: No I don't think so ...
TS: Thank fuck for that.
SC: We hope he gets well soon
TS: Stop that buttkissing Stu, I hope he stays in bed for three years
A: Why is that?
TS: That vibrator on two legs drives me bananas I so want to cheat on him with an impotent gay hairdresser from Essex!
SC: Oh fuck here comes the second lute CD ...
A: "... Shall I call her good when she proves unkind? ... "
TS: I need to puke ...
SC: DON'T YOU DARE TO COME CLOSE TO MY SHIRT AGAIN!!!
TS: Sorry Stu last time it was just because of the damn french food
A: I am Chandelier ... and I met the King of Ireland
TS: Big fucking deal I am the queen of Legoland and I need another beer ...
ST: TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDIE ....
SC: Is he screaming in his sleep?
A: Dunno ... damn that was sure loud, his voice is back
ST: TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDIE ... I need to call the boys we should reunite the band!
TS: Oh hell he got a fever
A: Damn this is my chance ...
SC: Don't you fucking dare
A: Sting we should record a new CD
ST: Fuck off Andy ... it is just a fever its not that I lost my brain
TS: How do you feel Stingobear?
ST: Like a five hour carpet ride
TS: So how about that second lute CD honey ... ?
ST: Brilliant idea honey, now get naked and lay down, we need to talk ...
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Postby TheEqualizer on 10 Oct 2007 18:22

PHabulous. AbsoLUTEly PHabulous!
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Postby bella on 10 Oct 2007 18:24

naw, phaty, try again.
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Postby phaty on 10 Oct 2007 18:28

[quote="bella"]naw, phaty, try again.[/quote]

you don't understand Bella I don't try this stuff - voices inside my head tell me when I dream ... well sure enough not while I dream of you with pigtails!
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Postby policerule on 10 Oct 2007 18:37

:lol: :lol: .. "five hour carpet ride".. :lol: :lol:

i am crying!!!!
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Postby IndyGirl on 11 Oct 2007 00:35

Fantabulous job, phaty. Now we know what happened to Stewart's shirt.
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Postby sandy on 11 Oct 2007 00:48

Phaty, just freakin' awesome, dude!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
got tears rollin' down my eyes!! :lol: :lol: love it!
'dude, crack a smile!'-Stewart

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Postby Nessy1337 on 11 Oct 2007 01:16

aw thanks English-lion!! I painted another photo of stew and I am working on another Andy drawing. So I am excited to put photos up in a few days once I add some finishing touches. :)

Phaty u are just 2 funny
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Postby mr vandeluer on 12 Oct 2007 12:05

you're all a bunch of nerds....
high quality, humourous nerds, but nerds, nonetheless.
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Postby smudge on 12 Oct 2007 12:23

Not nerds - but possibly a bit geeky.
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Postby TheEqualizer on 06 May 2008 22:14

BUMP
(We should be able to come up with some more stories for this final leg, right?)
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Postby TheEqualizer on 06 May 2008 22:24

Ok, a short one from me to get things started:

ANDY: So you guys like the hat?
SC: Enough with the hat, Andy. That was days ago.
ANDY: They love me, you know.
STING: Andy, we are about to meet with the mayor of NY. Put away the damn hat!!!
SC: So, Sting, you'll talk about the trees and what not; do you want me or Andy to be the ones to talk about the final show at Madison Square Garden on August 8, 2008?
STING: No, no, no. Lets not tell anyone yet.
SC: Why not? We're having a press conference.
ANDY: Should I tell the media the story of The Hat?
STING: It'll be MYSTERIOUS. The fans on Stingus will LOVE it.
SC: I don't know. I suspect the peeps at TP.com may not like this.
STING: Where?
SC: You know; our website.
STING: Huh?
ANDY: Uh, Stu, you have a little stain on your pants.
SC: MUTHER FUCKER!!! And here comes the mayor now. Just great!
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