The following conversation was overheard backstage

Postby phaty on 03 Oct 2007 19:22

[quote="Lynne"]
my froofy blueberry tea[/quote]

I could spent the next 30 minutes making fun of you for drinking anything Starbucks offers!
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Postby Lynne on 03 Oct 2007 19:23

[quote="phaty"][quote="Lynne"]
my froofy blueberry tea[/quote]

I could spent the next 30 minutes making fun of you for drinking anything Starbucks offers![/quote]

And you'd be justified. But I did it just so I could get some wireless access to get my daily dose of phaty ...

Nice Andy avi.
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Postby phaty on 03 Oct 2007 19:33

[quote="Lynne"]... to get my daily dose of phaty ...[/quote]

The fucking end is near ... !
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Postby kimmy on 03 Oct 2007 20:48

Phaty......

Funny, very, very funny....

I'm just spending my last 10 minutes at work looking over the forum....

I laugh out loud!!!!


Thank you!

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Postby smudge on 03 Oct 2007 21:04

[quote="phaty"][quote="Lynne"]... to get my daily dose of phaty ...[/quote]

The fucking end is near ... ![/quote]

I've checked Revelations. I can't find any reference to the end of the world being hustled in by the electronic adoration of a magnificently foul mouthed german guy. Also people on horses seem to figure heavily, not gawky guys on strange looking bikes. I think we're ok, but input from a wider spectrum of faiths may be helpful at this point.
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Postby Susan on 04 Oct 2007 01:00

I love this thread, it's so funny! And much of it is very believable!
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Postby Bunky on 04 Oct 2007 02:37

I certainly hope someone is keeping all of these to put together in a book. These posts are absolutely hilarious. A collected works of these could be the door prize at the east coast holiday get together. Thanks for keeping me entertained. :lol:
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Postby English-lion on 04 Oct 2007 03:45

:lol: :lol: Love it phaty :lol: :lol: 8)
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Postby bella on 04 Oct 2007 13:47

[quote="phaty"]Meanwhile backstage in Barcelona

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
What is wrong Joe why aren't you on stage!
I dunno there is stand-up comedian who told us to fuck off!
WOT?
Yes a tiny German wearing a Police Jacket is doing a Pub Quiz
WOT??
Yes is name is De... Do... De ... Di ... Deitmar I think!
STEEWAAAAAAART your bloody people are rude to Joey again!
Fuck off you two Summoners I guess someone just had a question ...
But Stu I want to go out there and rock and kick my dads ass for good
It is Mister Copeland to you
Aaaaaaaaaaaandy ....
It is Mister Summers to you
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
It is Sir to you
<<walks back to the stage>>
Sting I tell you after the next studio record ...
Sting&Stu: FUCK OFF ANDY!
Don't you have work to do anyway? Where is your guitar tutor?
Not here yet but I do have to do my homework "Every breath you ... lalalala ... damn again"
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
WOOOT???
The German just asked the audience "Who is Joe Sumners biological father?"
Joe you know I love you ...
Yeah hell but who is this bloody bald German in the first row who is going "It is fucking me me fucking me for fuck sake"?????????
STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU stop you fucking fan club or I burn the flag!
Fuck off Sting I can't help it that your fans are boring
I have great fans too
Yeah right I heard they have some kind of a flag too now - they hold up the latest issue of COSMOPOLITAN that comes with the 300 Dollar Desperate Housewife Membership on your website!
Can I have a cup of tea?
Sting&Stu: FUCK OFF ANDY!
... I have fans too ...
What is for dinner tonight?
Ask Deitmar ...[/quote]



OH my fucking GOD! I just saw this, phaty. Hilarious, you fuck. :wink:
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Postby bella on 04 Oct 2007 13:54

Oh, and we never got a massage in a brothel episode??? :o
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Postby Skip on 04 Oct 2007 14:05

Thanks for the laugh Phaty.!
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Postby phaty on 07 Oct 2007 18:17

Sunday Morning at the Hotel

A: Aaaaaaaaah it is alwys nice to be in Scotland
SC&ST: I-R-E-L-A-N-D Andy ... for God sake!
A: Really but I saw the Loch Ness Monster last night - I swear
SC: Andy ... the blue pill ... you are supposed to take the blue pill ... NOT the red one!
A: Bloody hell, so you mean I didn't have 20 naked groupies in the hotel room either??
SC: Yeah right Andy ... face it we are old!
ST: I am still sexy!
SC: Fuck Off Sting, we are the only rock band in the world that has groupie called DEITMAR for crying out loud!
A: Yes but he sure can sing. After the tour when we go back to the studio... SC&ST: FUCK OFF ANDY!
A: So this is Ireland? Nice ... are we going to meet the King tonight?
SC&ST: <sigh>
A: Well I am a knight now I deserve some respect ... no I am even a Chandelier!
SC: Yes and your fucking crest shows a Stratocaster and your motto is "DURUM PATENTIA FRANGO"
A: What does that mean?
SC: "I NEED TO PRACTICE SOME POLICE SONGS" ...
A: I have fans too .................
ST whispers to SC: Did you keep Henrys phone number?
SC: Ask Deitmar!
A: I HEARD THAT ...
SC&ST: <sigh>
SC: Didn't you own a house in Ireland Sting?
ST: Hell yes, Ireland is the home of art and culture and music and FUCKING GREAT TAXES!
SC: Where is it?
ST: I don't know ... wait ... TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUDIE!
TS: Oh no not again Sting I am still sore ...
ST: No worries I am done for ... err ... this morning! Do we still have that little house in the South?
TS: Of France?
ST: Of Ireland!
TS: Wait let me get the list ... Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Isle of Man State ...
ST: Oh the tax rates ...
TS: I hate that fucking Island
ST: But what happened to the house in Ireland? Jooooooeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy ...!!!!!!!!!!
JS: I am sorry daddy I didn't let her in my room before I asked her if she tried to get in yours first ....
ST: No no no ... ah forget it!
A: You have a house in INDIA?
ST: No a castle Taj Mahony or something like that!
TS: Did you call me Sting ... ?
SC: Oh for fuck sake ...
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Postby kimmy on 07 Oct 2007 19:38

DO NOT READ THE LAST PHATY POST WHILST DRINKING TEA!!!!



[quote] Phaty TS: Oh no not again Sting I am still sore ... [/quote]


I now have tea everywhere!!!

Thank you Phaty...... you are so funny!!!

Nice to see the band are still talking about Dietmar.....


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Postby bella on 08 Oct 2007 17:10

Thanks, phaty. I needed that. =)
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Postby English-lion on 09 Oct 2007 01:57

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Andy's sexy too 8)
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