The following conversation was overheard backstage

Postby DirtyMartini on 30 Aug 2007 20:19

[quote="mtobinjones"]You can't letch on my peeps![/quote]

I heart this line so much that I may cry.
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Postby smudge on 30 Aug 2007 20:29

[quote="DirtyMartini"][quote="mtobinjones"]You can't letch on my peeps![/quote]

I heart this line so much that I may cry.[/quote]

Awesome. We just cast stewart as sc.net 'overprotective dad'

Ooops. Quiet bit loud again :oops:
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Postby bella on 30 Aug 2007 21:03

Whew, I had a lot of catching up to do all the way back to EQ's episode. Speaking of which, I love when Andy suggests they play Omegaman and Sting replies "Never heard of it". Excellent.

When are we going to publish this work of art? After the tour is over? :D
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Postby Pdaitabird on 31 Aug 2007 00:09

"ANDY: He brushed his teeth. You're blinded by the glare. "

Can't help but think of the photoshopped gleaming white teeth!

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Postby Kalypso on 31 Aug 2007 00:16

I have the strong suspicions that, like every other LosAngelino, Stewart has those dazzling porcelain veneers. He has been a heavy smoker for a long time and his teeth were pretty irregular-shaped in the past.
Now, they are perfect and you can seem him beaming a mile away.

I think he has done what most people in the showbiz do, especially since there is only so much you can do after being a smoker. Strips, lasers and gels improve things, but don't do miracles.
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Postby shyvixen on 31 Aug 2007 03:33

*wipes away tears*
Beautiful. Just beautiful.

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Postby English-lion on 31 Aug 2007 05:38

8) 8) 8) 8) I love it
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Postby sandy on 31 Aug 2007 11:12

what a way to start a Friday!! :lol: mtobinjones love the lines:
"ANDY: Yes, but this time it's being held by a tasty little morsel.mmmmmmmmm
STEWART: Gross. These are my peeps. You can't letch on my peeps!
ANDY: Don't worry, I am totally equal opportunity.

lol, Andy an equal oportunity, too funny! :lol:
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Postby TheEqualizer on 28 Sep 2007 21:53

Now that the European leg of the tour is well on its way, I'm sure some interesting things must have been heard backstage, right?
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Postby smudge on 28 Sep 2007 22:29

I don't have jenny's inspiration. But here goes.


The following ws overheard backstage in Munich.

Andy: Stewart, mate, what are you doing with that penknife?

Stewart: I'm whittling Andy

Andy: But you appear to be whittling the business end off a drumstick.

Stewart: Yes I am. It is the only solution to a serious dilemma, in which the personal safety of all three of us is at odds with our heartfelt desire to play out of our skins tonight.

Andy: A sharpened Vater is the solution?

Stewart: Yeah. Deitmar deserves a blinder of a show. Germany deserves a blinder of a show. EUROPE deserves a blinder of a show. THE WORLD deserves..

Andy: I see where this is heading. By the way: 'I before E except after C'. But agreed. Never get on the wrong side of a police officer. Trust me on this.

Stewart: Thank you my freind. Exactly. So we need to play a great show. For Deitmar, for Europe, FOR THE WOR...

Andy:..yes. Got it. Short solos. And the sharpened Vater?

Stewart: We are going to play a great show. At the end of which there will be a one man, kilted, stage invasion. Here's one I whittled earlier for you. It may just save your life.

Andy: Thanks mate. Pass me another and I'll drop it in to Stingo.

Stewart: Um........
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Postby Kalypso.Kent.com on 28 Sep 2007 22:36

:lol:
Is there any Archery involved :twisted: ?
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Postby phaty on 29 Sep 2007 09:43

Meanwhile backstage in Barcelona

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
What is wrong Joe why aren't you on stage!
I dunno there is stand-up comedian who told us to fuck off!
WOT?
Yes a tiny German wearing a Police Jacket is doing a Pub Quiz
WOT??
Yes is name is De... Do... De ... Di ... Deitmar I think!
STEEWAAAAAAART your bloody people are rude to Joey again!
Fuck off you two Summoners I guess someone just had a question ...
But Stu I want to go out there and rock and kick my dads ass for good
It is Mister Copeland to you
Aaaaaaaaaaaandy ....
It is Mister Summers to you
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
It is Sir to you
<<walks back to the stage>>
Sting I tell you after the next studio record ...
Sting&Stu: FUCK OFF ANDY!
Don't you have work to do anyway? Where is your guitar tutor?
Not here yet but I do have to do my homework "Every breath you ... lalalala ... damn again"
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
WOOOT???
The German just asked the audience "Who is Joe Sumners biological father?"
Joe you know I love you ...
Yeah hell but who is this bloody bald German in the first row who is going "It is fucking me me fucking me for fuck sake"?????????
STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU stop you fucking fan club or I burn the flag!
Fuck off Sting I can't help it that your fans are boring
I have great fans too
Yeah right I heard they have some kind of a flag too now - they hold up the latest issue of COSMOPOLITAN that comes with the 300 Dollar Desperate Housewife Membership on your website!
Can I have a cup of tea?
Sting&Stu: FUCK OFF ANDY!
... I have fans too ...
What is for dinner tonight?
Ask Deitmar ...
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Postby smudge on 29 Sep 2007 12:53

Poor Joe. And wouldn't it be Uncle Andy and Uncle Stew?

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Postby DirtyMartini on 29 Sep 2007 13:51

[quote="smudge"]my freind[/quote]

Tee hee. Good eye.


[quote="phaty"]
But Stu I want to go out there and rock and kick my dads ass for good
It is Mister Copeland to you
Aaaaaaaaaaaandy ....
It is Mister Summers to you
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
It is Sir to you
[/quote]

Hahahahahaaa.

Poor Joe. Bad enough he's always the test shot -- now the bald Germans have taken over his gig. Poor, poor Joe.
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Postby AnyOther on 29 Sep 2007 21:18

Quote from said Joe S:

"Gorgeous eyes
To the right to the left of me
Gorgeous eyes
They made me do it again

If I survive
Damn straight I'll do it again"

Scared of Dietmar? Sure. But he'll be brave.
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