The following conversation was overheard backstage

Postby bella on 25 Jul 2007 19:22

dammit, I'm never gonna get any work done now. If it's not a 19 hour Police webcast, Lue Ann's hoo hoo hanging out and now this?

geesh.
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Postby Kalypso on 25 Jul 2007 19:34

Weasel,

What happens next is Stewart playing Lue Ann a tape of unreleased track
** Night Drive Home - Very Bad Things????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Krokodyle on 25 Jul 2007 19:38

Hahahahaa.....this SO needs to be made into an animated short or something! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby jeffdaweasel on 25 Jul 2007 19:50

I don't know what happens next. It's Jennythenipper's turn.
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Postby Jennythenipper on 25 Jul 2007 20:29

Lu Ann: Stewart I think we should really go back to your room.

Stewart: What room? I work here. I'm an off-duty bellboy.

Passerby: Bellboy!!!!!!!!

Lu Ann (looking confused): I thought you were a musician.

Stewart: I'm a drummer. I was just teasing you.

Lu Ann: Oh, you naughty boy.

Stewart: Easy. You're starting to foam a bit there. (points to upper lip) There's a bit of foam there.

Lu Ann: Oh that. Just a bit of hair removal creme. Girls got to look her smoothest....everywhere (begins parting legs in a revealing manner)

Stewart: Yes, you GIRLS need to look smooth (backing away). So um tell me, Lu Ann did you enjoy the show?

Lu Ann: yes, but there was this Ass-hat in front of me who kept waving a green flag and blocking my shot at the stage. It took me several tries to get my thong onstage.

Stewart: The flag. Yes that was the nutters from my internet forum.

Lu Ann: What's that?

Stewart: A place on the web where you can post messages to me and to other fans.

Lu Ann: Oh, I have something sort of similar. Trannygirlz.com, its called.

Stewart: (Eyes Widening). Interesting. I bet you get a lot of posts.

Lu Ann: You wouldn't believe it. Hey, Stewart there's a really angry looking lady walking this way.

Passerby: That's no lady. That's his wife...
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Postby Kalypso on 25 Jul 2007 20:36

Get the ball, Weasel!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby policefan on 25 Jul 2007 20:37

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: That's hilarious! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Tamadude on 25 Jul 2007 20:37

Seems now we've got professional scriptwriters here at SC.net! :lol:

I even can't compete on this one..! :oops:

Happy to just sit back and see where the plot goes..... :)
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Postby jeffdaweasel on 25 Jul 2007 21:03

(the next morning, just past dawn)

STING comes running up to the main lobby door, sweat glistening off his toned body, and continues to jog in place. A few moments later, an unidentified young man named RICK comes running up behind him, panting.)

STING: Well Rick, you tell me... why am I paying *you* to be my trainer when you can't even keep up with me?

RICK: I'm sorry, Mr. Sting, it's just-

STING: Bloody hell, for the last time, you may not call me 'Mister Sting'. It's just 'Sting'. Do you hear me?

RICK: Yes sir!

STING: Don't you mean, 'yes Sting'?

RICK: Exactly. It's just that I wasn't planning on sprinting the last mile. We just finished 15 miles... in 60 minutes!

STING: Rick, let me ask you, what did you do last night. Sleep, or something else useless like that?

RICK: Uh, well, yes. Why, what did you do?

STING: I made love to my wife for seven straight hours. I plan on going upstairs, showering, and finishing the remaining three hours now.

RICK: That's amazing, sir.

STING: Sting!

RICK: Sting, sorry. How do you do it?

STING: Well, I usually thrust my hips back and forth like-

RICK: No, no, no, I mean, how can you last that long while lovemaking?

STING: Well, if I was as poor of a lover as you are a personal trainer, I'd have to ask questions like that to my superiors, if I had any, which I don't.

RICK: Sorry, Sting.

STING: What did you just say to me?

RICK: I said, sorry, Sting.

STING: The impudence! How dare you address me by my nickname?

RICK: But didn't you say-

STING (roaring): SILENCE! You are fired!

RICK: But-

STING: And before you leave, tell my new chef to cook me up three grains of brown rice and a side order of peyote. I'm famished!
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Postby Kalypso on 25 Jul 2007 21:08

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
..You forgot the dinner and the movie, Sir!
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Postby Three over Four on 25 Jul 2007 22:32

I really need to stop reading the threads from the bottom to the top....I miss the wonderful new ones when I do that! So when is 'Stingo the Petulant Pansy' coming to the theatres?
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Postby English-lion on 25 Jul 2007 23:16

This looks good I'm making popcorn :D
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Postby ShiatsuGirl on 25 Jul 2007 23:22

Thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything when I started reading on....it would have ended up my nose :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby mardee on 26 Jul 2007 00:48

:lol: My monitor has discovered what flavor tea I've been drinking. :lol:
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Postby empty on 26 Jul 2007 00:51

seriously, I am thinking depends might be in order for when I get out on the forum.

i mean, they're endorsed by Nasa so they must be good!
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