The following conversation was overheard backstage

Postby Kalypso on 02 Aug 2007 21:44

STING [strides onstage during soundcheck, accompanied by Joe]: I have an announcement to make.
EVERYBODY [including some lucky fans who got inside before the concert thanks to their connections]: Stunned Silence.
STING: My sources have informed me that there is a popular demand, and even a petition on the Internet, and this NOT EVEN on one of MY sites [glances in the direction of the drumkit] for us to play... BRING ON THE NIGHT.
[Stingus fans lurking on SC.net in dark capes with flaming eyes]: heheheheh.....
STING: So I have decided....
EVERYBODY: [anticipation gasps]
STING: That we WILL add it to the setlist, starting from next concert.
WEASEL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Tj7: YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
ANDY [pissed off and stomping his sneakered foot]: Damn! Now I have to relearn all that arpeggiato on the second verse!
JOE: I can stand in for you, if you cannot remember, you geriatric midget!
STING: AHEM....
EVERYBODY: [sudden silence]
STING: There is a condition, though.
ANDY [snorting]: And that would be?
STING: I am reworking my vocals in Tom Waits' style. [Growls for effect]So, remember to change all of the chords and to tell Mr. Green Flag, whenever he will remember his drumming duties and stop speaking to the Nike representative in the dressing room, to rework the tempo.
JOE: Father, I need the stage for my soundcheck!
STING: All in due time, my pride and joe, all in due time. Let's go see if Trudi has ended the knitting.
[Solemn Exit]
ANDY: What is a Nike representative doing here?
SC.Netters: WE WILL HAVE AN OFFICIAL NIKE(TM) COPELAND FLAG!!!!!!
ANDY [to Tj7]: Can you tell him to wait a minute? I have an idea I might want to discuss with him [devilish smile]...

To be Continued When Jen Cometh Back....
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Postby Lynne on 02 Aug 2007 21:52

[quote="Kalypso"]
STING: I am reworking my vocals in Tom Waits' style. [Growls for effect]So, remember to change all of the chords and to tell Mr. Green Flag, whenever he will remember his drumming duties and stop speaking to the Nike representative in the dressing room, to rework the tempo.

...

SC.Netters: WE WILL HAVE AN OFFICIAL NIKE(TM) COPELAND FLAG!!!!!!
[/quote]

Oh, priceless!
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Postby TheEqualizer on 02 Aug 2007 22:03

"Mr. Green Flag"! :lol: Love it!
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Postby IndyGirl on 03 Aug 2007 00:53

Great job, Jen. Waiting patiently for more....(especially about the flag)
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Postby English-lion on 03 Aug 2007 06:49

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :D :D :D
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Postby mr vandeluer on 04 Aug 2007 10:57

Band meeting....
Sting: "I have decided that when we get to Australia, I will need a week off... I have been lobbing on this interweb system thing and this delightful chap called mr vandeluer cybermailed me and invited me to a tantric retreat at Byron Bay.... he said he had developed a position where he achieved multiple orgasms by inserting his head up his arse...."





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Postby TheEqualizer on 06 Aug 2007 07:42

You would think this break between legs would give us SCnutters time to continue this fanfic (hint hint).

Or is everyone taking this opportunity to get some work done?

By the way, has anyone heard from phaty recently? Haven't seen a post from him in awhile.
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Postby shyvixen on 06 Aug 2007 22:00

[quote="TheEqualizer"]By the way, has anyone heard from phaty recently? Haven't seen a post from him in awhile.[/quote]

I was wondering about him too.
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Postby kimmy on 06 Aug 2007 22:03

I've sent him an email.......

Think he's gone to charm school before he comes to London.......


Kimmy

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Postby animal on 07 Aug 2007 00:53

[quote]Think he's gone to charm school before he comes to London.......[/quote]

To quote Larry the cable guy "I don't care who you are. That's funny right there."

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Postby phaty on 07 Aug 2007 05:00

[quote="kimmy"]
Think he's gone to charm school before he comes to London.......
[/quote]

Fuck off I am as charming as they come!
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Postby English-lion on 07 Aug 2007 06:11

ah my "acerbic comments" leader has returned :D :D :D :!:
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Postby TheEqualizer on 07 Aug 2007 15:17

Man. Not a lot of new posting going on. Maybe it will pick up with (1) the release of the new album and (2) the guitar center appearance. I'm starting to jones for a really good post.
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Postby kimmy on 07 Aug 2007 16:11

See I knew that would awaken him!!!!!

Phaty I can't wait to meet you!!!!!

33 days......

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Postby phaty on 07 Aug 2007 16:15

I was just a little busy in the last 10 days ...

http://www.schlaflosimsattel.de

PLUS if one comes back after five day off line it is just too much to follow or to just jump on the train again .. but I think it is about time Stewart gets a few more phonecalls ...
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