Postby phaty on 18 Jul 2007 19:48

A bass player and a drummer are driving out through the country late one afternoon when their Microbus overheats and stalls. Trapped in the middle of nowhere, the bass player and the drummer walk through a large field up to the steps of a quaint farmhouse. The farmer walks out on the porch, followed by his very attractive daughter, and asks, "Can I help you boys?" The drummer says, "Yeah, our car broke down. Can we use your phone to call a tow truck or a repair person?"

The farmer replies, "Well, I don't have a phone and the nearest repair guy is in town about a hundred miles away. I could take you boys in the morning if you woulnd't mind waiting till then."

"I guess so," said the bass player, staring at the daugther, "Do you have
somewhere we can stay?" "Well," the farmer replied, "I only have two beds in the house: one is mine and one is my daughter's. I guess you could sleep in with her if that's okay with you."

"That would be fine," the bass player replied immediately.
That night, the drummer and the bass player were both in bed with the
daughter. She rolls over to them and says "Hey, you guys wanna have some fun?" They look at each other and say, "Yeah, well, I guess." "Well, put these on so I don't get pregnant," She says. Three weeks later, the drummer and the bass player are back home jamming in their garage. The bass player turns to the drummer and says, "Hey, do you really care if that girl gets pregnant?"

The drummer replies, "No, I guess not." The bass player says, "Neither do I. Good, then I'm gonna take this damn thing off!"

I just try to entertain some of the journalists who will show up here later tonight trying to find something in Stewarts post to write about tomorrow!
I am sure they will turn: "I’ve hit the gong perfectly for several gigs in a row now… " into "Copeland now at 55 way over the peak and on a fast downhill claims that his eyes are so bad by now that he only hits the gong by accident ... he also said the fistfights with Sting are getting boring since the lead singer brings his wife to help him out ... "

Postby animal on 18 Jul 2007 19:50


Thanks for checking in.

See you in Philly tomorrow.
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Postby Vince Flamacue on 18 Jul 2007 19:58

Thanks for the words Stew! I'm so pumped to finally see you and the boys tomorrow night. I'm already praying to the Rock Gods to hold off the rain. And maybe with The Police playing at Citizen's Bank Park, you can leave some good karma there for the losingist sports team of all time(The Phillies, 10,001 losses and counting) to pick up on. Blow the roof off the dump!!!
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Postby Jennythenipper on 18 Jul 2007 20:01

Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have gone to lunch.

Stewart I heart you. Thanks for checking in.
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Postby kimmy on 18 Jul 2007 20:24

Thank you so much for your post.....

I know you're busy and it is appreciated that you have taken to time to post.

Glad you like the flag and hope you have a dig at the others......

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Postby mardee on 18 Jul 2007 20:32

You are certainly welcome, and thank you for stopping by. We're missing you like mad, but love the music your spreading. Everyone keeps talking about how you guys keep getting better and better. Just raisin' that bar of perfection, don'cha? :wink: Stay healthy, stay safe, try to stay as sane as possible, and stay happy.
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Postby DirtyMartini on 18 Jul 2007 20:38

OK, now that I've recovered from the blackout induced by Stewart saying "flag" . . .

I love seeing the green flag out there. It was so close in Cleveland that Andy almost tripped over it.

Damn you, Stewart. You know that I'm working so hard to keep people from being asshats -- and there you go making it look like I was being an asshat in Cleveland.

The Second Law of the Flag is Don't Be An Asshat, people!

PS -- As always, Thank You, Stewart.
You asshat.
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Postby phaty on 18 Jul 2007 20:45

It should be fuckhat - should it?

Postby Three over Four on 18 Jul 2007 20:49

Here I am catching up as usual, reading posts from the bottom up when *something* told me to look at the posts near the top. I see STEWART as an author, and holy shit!! Thank you sir for all you do, and for finding the time to check in with us....KEEP ROCKIN' YOUR CHARIOT OF FIRE!!
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Postby bella on 18 Jul 2007 20:51

Am I the only one who, first thing on the board, clicks on Stewart's profile on the forum index to see if he's posted anything new?? Everytime!!
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Postby Kalypso on 18 Jul 2007 20:53

When he does, it appears on the Forum index, I believe - So I discovered today, and was struck by lightning like St. Paul on the way to Damascus (which isn't far from Beirut, anyway)... :shock: :D 8)
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Postby mardee on 18 Jul 2007 20:55

[quote="DirtyMartini"]OK, now that I've recovered from the blackout induced by Stewart saying "flag" . . .[/quote]

I was wondering if your first response was automatic and how long it took for the shock to set in. :lol:
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Postby empty on 18 Jul 2007 20:57

Ok, who else feels like the girl who gets noticed by the quarterback today? (not that that EVER happened to punk rock little me in high school. ok, maybe i was that little bit of strange on the side, but I digress)

Thanks so much for stopping by and making sure we knew, in a non-controversial way, that you know we are here and watching you. and that the feeling is mutual.

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Postby Kalypso on 18 Jul 2007 20:59

"I'll be watching you"...wait a minute....Is this turning into Stingus?

Off to the NIKE site. :P
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Postby OmegaMachine on 18 Jul 2007 21:08

Thanks Stewart! You guys really are getting better, the gong sounds are getting better with every show! In only a two week time period between St. Louis and Louisville, I've noticed that you guys seemed to have gotten more comfortable on stage. The sound is just unparalleled by any other live show I've experienced. It sounds like you guys are playing from a recording studio! As a representative of those born in the post-Police era (80's and 90's), I say that you guys make us all scream like those before us from the late 70's and early 80's.

Thanks for checking in on the forum Stewart!
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