WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL SITE OF STEWART COPELAND: STAY TUNED AND KEEP THE BEAT. YO!!

The following conversation was overheard backstage

Postby phaty on 30 Jul 2007 18:25

A day in the office ...

Stewart: Stewart Copeland here - I have a flag Sting doesn't - what can I do for you ... !
Caller: Hello mighty leader, this is your webspy The Weasal
SC: Oh fuck you
Weasel: Yeah whatever
SC: So how is Copelandia?
Weasel: Not sure the Lue Ann scandal didn't work too well, the girls didn't buy it for a minute and Reuters didn't even look!
SC: Why is that?
Weasel: I think they are scared by the people there
SC: Yeah I can understand that they scare me too! Those fucking flag people!
Weasel: How is that?
SC: Well every night I have to search for this fucking green thing just so they don't beat the living fucking shit out of me online ...
Weasel: Is that a problem?
SC: No but I am color blind for fuck sake and back in Cleveland I did spot a piece of cloth, pointed on it only to find out it was a pink thong and we all know how that did end! ... hold a second there is a call coming in ...

Stewart: Stewart Copeland here - I have a flag Sting doesn't - what can I do for you ... !
Caller: Ciao Stewart Giovanni here
SC: ANDY HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR PIZZA TONIGHT?
Giovanni: No Stewart, this is Giovanni your web guy not the pizza guy ... Stewart ...
SC: Hold on a second ...
SC: ANDY TURN YOUR GUITAR DOWN ... YOU ARE TOO SLOW ANYWAY!
Andy: Did you say anything nice today Stu? To Sting? To anyone?
SC: Fuck off ... I mean kiss me you fool ... !
SC: Hey Stallion do I get it for free when you need more then 30 minutes
Giovann: No Stewart it is me your italian friend Giovanni ... I wanted to tell you about ...
SC: Okay I pay you then anyway - Cheese Pizza for me but don't you dare to put some fucking soy cheese up there I am still throwing up when I think about the shit they gave us in Stingos fucking palace for fuck sake ... !
Giovann: <click>
SC: ANDY NO ITALIAN TODAY - HOW ABOUT THAI? THEY HAVE SPECIAL PRICES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS ANYWAY ....
Andy: Stu you are so bloody rude again ...
SC: OH FUCK ... Weasel are you still there?
Weasel: Yeah
SC: Do you know a good Pizza place?
Weasel: WOT?
SC: Hold on another call

Stewart: Stewart Copeland here - I have a flag Sting doesn't - what can I do for you ... !
Caller: Miles Copeland here - I have a fucking stupid brother and Sting doesn't - I will do nothing for you!
SC: Oh hello Miles, how the fuck is it going!
MC: The guys from the CIA called me the today!
SC: And?
MC: Seems like they found some cousin of ours in Germany
SC: Oh for fuck sake!
MC: Yeah that is what I said too!!
SC: Did they find out something about him?
MC: Yeah he seems to run around in skirts a lot, but he must be closer to your genes
SC: Why?
MC: Tubesocks!
SC: Oh verklempte Scheisse! ... Can you hold on there is another call coming
MC: FUCK OFF <click>
Stewart: Stewart Copeland here - I have a flag Sting doesn't - what can I do for you ... !
Giovanni: STEWART RAGAZZO
SC: No we will have Thai tonight! You had your chance ... <click>

Stewart: Stewart Copeland here - I have a flag ... !
Weasel: STU IT IS JUST ME!
SC: Oh sorry ... I mean fuck you!
Weasel: Why do you actually talk with a German accent
SC: I think I did listen to Phaty's audio book too much!
Weasel: What is it called?
SC: "Fuck you Weasel"
Weasel: C'mon Stewart stop insulting me already I want to know what the book is called
SC: Well I told you "Fuck you Weasel"
Weasel: Yeah fuck yourself Stewart I go and get a Southpark flag now ___________________ <click>

Riiiiiiiiiing

Stewart: Stewart Copeland here - I have a flag Sting doesn't - what can I do for you ... !
Caller: Trudie made a flag for me too you bastard ... !
SC: yeah but she will wave it like an asshat Yogi Bear ...
Andy: STEWART SAY SOMETHING NICE
SC: .... errrr ... Sting ... ?
Stingo: Yes?
SC: <click>

SC: Tomorrow I'll write FUCK OFF on his lute ...
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Postby TheEqualizer on 30 Jul 2007 18:27

Phaty,
On your keyboard, do you have a "FUCK" key so you don't have to type out all the individual letters?
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Postby phaty on 30 Jul 2007 18:29

[quote="TheEqualizer"]Phaty,
On your keyboard, do you have a "FUCK" key so you don't have to type out all the individual letters?[/quote]

You better fucking believe it!
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Postby Lynne on 30 Jul 2007 18:30

Oh my goodness, I have to STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER if I'm to get any work done today.

That is hah-freakin'-larious. The tears are streaming down my cheeks.
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Postby TheEqualizer on 30 Jul 2007 18:32

Also, excellent continuation. This post is pumping with new blood even in the `````` era
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Postby bella on 30 Jul 2007 18:35

Oh my God. Fill it up, for sure, phaty!!

I think I spit when I read the "verklempt scheisse" bit!! And I love Stew's phone greeting. I wonder if I can try that here at work. :wink:

Thanks for a wonderful episode of the "Days of Our Copelandia".
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Postby sandy on 30 Jul 2007 18:43

oh man! that latest installment was freakin hilarious!! :lol: :lol: Phaty, you made my afternoon! thanks! :lol: :lol:
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Postby jeffdaweasel on 30 Jul 2007 18:48

(backstage, after the Fenway show)

STEWART: Whoo! Great shows, guys.

STING: Yeah, that wasn't really too bad at all.

ANDY: Sure, yeah, cool. Hey Stew, what was it you yelled into the mic?

STEWART: When?

ANDY: When you saw that stupid flag that's been stalking you.

STING: Yeah, what was that? I heard it too.

STEWART: Oh! I said, "Sockii".

ANDY: Sake?

STEWART: No, Sockii.

STING: Socky?

STEWART: No, you petulant pansy! Sockii! With two i's! She was the gal with the flag!

ANDY: How do you possibly know this?

STEWART: I told you, they're people from my forum!

ANDY: Your what?

STEWART: Forum.

ANDY: Come agin?

STEWART: Forum! Forum! My online group of fans that seem to enjoy me.

ANDY: Forum... forum... nope, never heard of it.

STING (scoffing): I have a forum.

STEWART: When's the last time you posted on it?

STING: Posted? What's that mean?

STEWART: Never mind.

ANDY: Hey, you guys, get together. I want to take a photo of you.

STING: Um... can you towel off a bit, Stew? You're pretty sweaty.

STEWART: Well, you've been wearing that shirt for three straight months, Stingo. You're not exactly like a spring daisy yourself.

STING: I have not! I purchased 300 identical versions of this same white sleeveless v-neck T! I never wear the same one twice!

STEWART: Oh. Then why do you still smell so bad?

STING: Right, that's it! I'll rip your arms out!

ANDY: Guys...
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Postby sandy on 30 Jul 2007 18:53

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby animal on 30 Jul 2007 18:59

OMG, I think i'm going to die, I'm laughing so hard.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby DirtyMartini on 30 Jul 2007 19:18

[quote="phaty"]Stewart: Stewart Copeland here - I have a flag Sting doesn't - what can I do for you ... !
[/quote]

I adore you, phaty.


[quote]SC: Well every night I have to search for this fucking green thing just so they don't beat the living fucking shit out of me online ... [/quote]

Dance, Stewart, dance. :twisted:
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Postby phaty on 30 Jul 2007 20:20

for some reasons I think I will put this line on my answering machine ... people will think I totally lost it ... !
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Postby BongoBoy on 30 Jul 2007 20:27

Stewart is either:

sitting in a hotel reading these posts and laughing his arse off !

OR

he's locked himself in closet and Sting and Andy have to talk him out before the show...

...c'mon Stew, so they're a little nutty...c'mon...Stew? Let ME try... it's Andy....why can't you just say somethin nice?.....C'mon.....



heh,heh.
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Postby rapa on 30 Jul 2007 20:34

:lol: :lol: :lol:
oh I bet thinking about a possible reunion during all those years they wouldn't have seen this thread coming (no matter how good old Stingo's instincts are)
:lol: :lol:
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Postby Kalypso on 30 Jul 2007 21:12

Fuck off on his lute [priceless] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Phatso, as one of the several resident Italians I object at the stereotypical identification of our ilk with either mafiosos or pizza guys... :lol: :lol:

[Thinks of Girl Looking Like a Young Sophia Loren Delivering Pizza and Stew's headband falling to the floor.....]
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