(backstage, after the Fenway show)
STEWART: Whoo! Great shows, guys.
STING: Yeah, that wasn't really too bad at all.
ANDY: Sure, yeah, cool. Hey Stew, what was it you yelled into the mic?
ANDY: When you saw that stupid flag that's been stalking you.
STING: Yeah, what was that? I heard it too.
STEWART: Oh! I said, "Sockii".
STEWART: No, Sockii.
STEWART: No, you petulant pansy! Sockii! With two i's! She was the gal with the flag!
ANDY: How do you possibly know this?
STEWART: I told you, they're people from my forum!
ANDY: Your what?
ANDY: Come agin?
STEWART: Forum! Forum! My online group of fans that seem to enjoy me.
ANDY: Forum... forum... nope, never heard of it.
STING (scoffing): I have a forum.
STEWART: When's the last time you posted on it?
STING: Posted? What's that mean?
STEWART: Never mind.
ANDY: Hey, you guys, get together. I want to take a photo of you.
STING: Um... can you towel off a bit, Stew? You're pretty sweaty.
STEWART: Well, you've been wearing that shirt for three straight months, Stingo. You're not exactly like a spring daisy yourself.
STING: I have not! I purchased 300 identical versions of this same white sleeveless v-neck T! I never wear the same one twice!
STEWART: Oh. Then why do you still smell so bad?
STING: Right, that's it! I'll rip your arms out!
Bird in a flying cage you'll never get to know me well.